- A student to the nurse, "Ms. G, can you meet me in the hallway by the bathroom with a rubber glove.
- "They expect me to work the entire 90 minutes of the computer class on the computer?"
- "I think I pulled an Arm String!"
- Nurse - "Why does your stomach and head hurt?"
Student - "Because my grandpa was in the hospital yesterday."
Nurse - How does that make your stomach and head hurt?"
Student - "Cause a couple of people coughed on me while I was there seeing him....duh!"
- One male student talking to another male student, "Are you ready for the presidential erection?"
- We were comparing and contrasting 2 videos, one on Prehistoric Life, one on Dinosaurs. While explaining this to the students, one child asked me in a panic…”are we watching both at the same time? I don’t know if I can do that!”
- "So, like, what did you use before phones? Morse code?
- Student:
“Mrs. Gassert sure looks skinnier!”
Me: “She had a baby, you know that right?”Student: “She did???”
- “I thought locomotion was a dance." (lesson on human body systems-
muscles)
