Monday, April 2, 2012

We couldn't make this $h!t up if we wanted to..... #3

It has been a slow two weeks with crazy comments.  I am not sure if it is just because we are getting tired and FCAT is around the corner, and we aren't catching the comments as easily?  I am sure they are being said though!

Just a few from the last two weeks -

  • To continue the eggs from cows debate, "Ms. Kish, please tell Mr. Jones that eggs to come from cows"

  • "Ms. X, does beef jerky come from pigs?"  .....our kids have a lot to learn about animals!

  • During the presentation of the Canada projects, "Mrs. Mason, did anyone do their project on Alaska?"

  • Eating a tangerine, "Wow it's like these are already pre-cut"

  • Stolen from a FB wall..."While reminding the students that "The Ohio State Buckeyes" are in the final 4, one student asked me if Ohio was a county in Florida...then another student told that student he was wrong, Ohio is in a different country"

  • While listening to Olivia Newton John's "Hopelessly Devoted to You" a student yells out...."Hey, isn't this Whitney Houston's big hit?!"

  • "You can't go tubing, there are sharks in the lake!"